I had a dream last night that I kept going from Andrews house to Anthony’s in the middle of the night and I was bringing Anthony a bottle of grenadine, tonic water called “twat water” from Japan and some other little clear alcohol. Andrew lived above a garage and it was really hot and Anthony lived in a similar place. When I saw Anthony he was dressed like an ant and playing with his synthesizer and then we laughed hysterically at something then made out. I went back to my dads house and there was another me roaming around the house. There was a party going on and some lady was making fortune cookies and Dave Brockie was best friends with my dad and he had a kid. Then I was driving a car from London and watching my life in cartoon version on a laptop and this girl artist I know texted me telling me I was beautiful.

I had a dream that I was at my dads and aliens were sucking people up into their ships and it was a big ship that looked like a Polaroid camera and a bunch of little ones that looked like sailor hats. Then I dreamed that my mom bought this cat she showed me that was a munchkin cat that looked just like Sampson. There really is one but she can’t get it since she lives with my grandparents now. And I can’t have a cat where I live :(.

I just had a really really messed up dream and now I’m awake and its so hot in here. I don’t even want to write what happened in it.

I had a dream that I made up with pat an we were walking down this really mountainy road at sunset and there was these lights flying in the sky and I kept getting closer and it ended up being a Chinese dragon. It was so beautiful.

I had a dream that I found a baby lamb at an art gallery and I was snuggling it like a baby and someone took it from me and sacrificed it.

I had a dream that our vastly overweight cat, Joe, started living with me and I also had a tiger cat that was big and a black and white cat but wasn’t sampson and Joe kept trying to lay on me but he was crushing me to death so I just took pictures of him snuggling with the other cats and I was so happy. I love that blimp jobe. 

last night I had a dream that I went to see nick cave and he looked like that chef robert irvine and I cried the whole time and then he was going row to row to hug people and he was regular nick cave at this point and I went up and had the most awkward hug with him and he says to me “i felt nothing” and walked away and I chased him because I wanted to tell him how much he means to me and he was such an asshole and kept walking and wouldn’t stop and I was force crying because I wanted him to see how sad I was and stop but I was more pissed off and I started throwing things at him then my dreams changed and I was at this pool in arizona with a bunch of mentally retarded girls. 

I had so many dreams last night. I dreamed that I was in this broken down house and my aunt and uncle turned into zombies but they were really dogs trying to help me. Then I was in a van in the back seat doing things while I put the van on “auto pilot” and some guy was stopped so I jumped up to stop the van and go around him but when I did I crashed into a million dollar car and died but I had an extra body and I had to pay $11 thousand dollars in damages and the guy I hit was really tall and he hired two deformed men to burn and eat my remains of my first body that died in the crash. And I was in this weird little town where everyone road bikes and I stole this bike from some girl but I couldn’t ride it up this hill so I tried running and I fell off and died.

I had a dream last night that four of my teeth fell out in one big clump and I was okay with it. It was business as usual and I thought it was normal. I remember showing someone but I don’t remember who.

I had a dream last night that I went to a kitty pryde show with Jake, Tom, Jakes girlfriend, this other kid I don’t know and my cousin robbie. They were passing out mushrooms that tasted like blueberries and I saw scott there and he had short curly hair and was getting mushrooms for him and kayla and robbie ate one not knowing that they were drugs and I tried to get us into the show for free because all of my friends were friends with kitty but I wasn’t and we ended up getting into a fight and I scratched her and she took a chunk out of my arm then stuck a needle in the cut and the needle had HIV in it. Then I woke up.